Let us pause for a moment to imagine that I am Miley Cyrus on a crazy shopping spree at American Apparel. Because I have a shit ton of money at my disposal, a great slutty sense of style, and a crazy awesome-looking body from all my yoga, I shall purchase for myself the following :

1.) shiny skater dress

2.) leotard

3.) turtle neck crop top

4.) the riding pant of course

5.) nice fitting high-waisted skinny jeans

6.) floral jumper, cause I’ve always wanted it the moment I laid eyes on it

7.) chiffon blouse

8.) multi-layer reversible petticoat, cause everybody loves this

9.) denim circle skirt

Okay, so maybe the last four items were more me and less Miley, but this is actually also known as my secret American Apparel shopping list. Me and my frustration with American Apparel. Why is it not here in the Philippines.

all photos from store.americanapparel.com